School Submissions

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Submissions on the topic of Holiday Jokes and Riddles from 4th and 5th graders at Hawthorne School, San Luis Obispo, CA

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
What is a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.
Karina

If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one?
A: A retail shop!
Why are there only snowmen and not snow women?
A: Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow.
Karla

What do you get is you cross a snowman and a shark?
A: Frostbite!
Betsy

What is a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Danielle

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Why did the reindeer wear black boots?
A: Because their brown ones were muddy.
Marleen

Why are Christmas tress bad knitters?
A: They're always dropping their needles.
What did the snowman order at the fast-food restaurant?
A: An ice burger with chili sauce.
Shea

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holidays are here again!
Rosendo

What's the best thing you can put into a Christmas cake?
A: Your teeth.
Max

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.
Devlen

Knock, knock.
Who's there
Igloo.
Igloo who?
Igloo Suzie like I know Suzie.
Jacob

What is big and white and made of snow each year?
A: A new snowman.
Aleta